From the Dec 25 post-production memo from Elvis Blackhat, Chief of Santa’s Bureau of Investigation, North Pole Headquarters:
To the entire SBI Organization,
Thank you all for your hard work, especially Ms. Holly, without whom the Richardson Event would not have been so successfully coordinated. The publicity and news coverage surrounding the Event occurred right on Ms. Holly’s projected schedule and resulted in a record BOM reading at midnight, 99%!! Please join me in “officially” welcoming Ms. Holly back to her “former” position.
Please remember it’s crucial to honor your security agreement, especially concerning information provided to Santa’s other North Pole organizations, all of whom played their parts perfectly, even if unwittingly. Without your cooperation in this area, we cannot effectively plan our next Event.
Again, thank you all for your hard work in making this year’s Richardson Event a complete success! Merry Christmas!