From a Dec 14 inspection report by Heart Broken, North Pole Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Reindeer:
Reindeer generally in good health, although markedly agitated — except for one very sick animal, named Rudolph. The poor thing seems to have rhinophyma, which has caused his poor little nose to turn bright red, even seeming to glow!
Of course, one of the other inspectors suggested that poor Rudolph was just drunk, but the idea that the elves have been giving the reindeer alcohol is just preposterous. Still, in the interest of due diligence, we’ll be on the lookout for other signs of alcohol on our next inspection.