From a memo issued on Dec 10 welcoming Snow Jobber, new Mideast American Regional Manager, Santa’s Bureau of Investigation:
Please join in welcoming Snow Jobber to our senior management team here at SBI. Ms. Snow comes to us from 12 years in Santa’s Internal Affairs, where her illustrious career included such high profile cases as the “Reindeer Mountain High” incident, which directly resulted in Santa’s current zero-tolerance policy regarding gifts of brownies left for the sleigh team.
Also, don’t forget to wish Ms. Holly well in her new career in Santa’s Coal Distribution Unit.