Yes, that’s what the discarded wrapper on the ground read, I swear it did!
My eyes have been playing tricks on me lately. Or should I say my mind has — I see the words just fine, but something in the back of my mind says, “That’s boring. Let’s make it more interesting.”
Like a free Dr. Pepper at 7-Eleven’s with “2 Bite Hot Dogs” instead of “2 Big Bite Hot Dogs.”
Or Colorado’s tough stance on drunk driving, boiled down to a flashing slogan in huge letters by the expressway, “Over the limit, bummer arrest” (for out-of-staters, it’s supposed to be “under arrest!”)
But I just can’t figure out what “Cthulhu” really was!